Halfwit Coffee Roasters

Love Halfwit Coffee but don't live in Chicago? Maybe you're the type who wakes up late to a cupboard full of old coffee? Try a subscription! We offer a number of different options to fit your needs. Our coffee subscriptions are a worry-free way to ensure you always have freshly roasted coffee at home.


Pay once, and you'll receive a 12oz bag of freshly roasted whole bean coffee [ roaster's choice ] every two weeks for the length of your subscription. Subscriptions ship every other Tuesday, to anywhere in the U.S.

The longer the subscription, the bigger the savings.

3 month, you save 5%
6 month, you save 10%
12 month, you save 15%